Tracks
The Borowitz Report: Obama Asks Staff to Start Cc’ing Him on Stuff
In a dramatic departure from existing White House procedures, President Obama requested today that his staff start cc’ing him on stuff.
Look, I know a lot of you think I’m really busy and you don’t want to bother me,” the President reportedly told his staff in an Oval Office meeting. “But cc me anyway. It’s good for me to keep up on what’s going on around here.”
—Andy Borowitz. For more: http://nyr.kr/12MlQYQ
Coming from a long-line of Okies….
On one hand I have high blood pressure. On the other hand, I have zero cellulite. In life you have trade-offs.
Kicken back.
One door is opening and the other…
Maybe I need a pet…
Crazy Vibes
Just found out that my ex-landlords Karen and Andy Burnett are crazy-ass neo-nazis. So THAT’S why I had nightmares every night. Among other things.www.andyburnett.com/
HELLO, HARTO EPISODE ONE IS FINALLY HERE!!!
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Adorable!
Oh…and I am moving to France.
